Posts tagged with “puns”

Paws

Wednesday, 20 January, 2010

Sans documentation, the vengeful designer arranged the player so that it could only be paused only by using any two or more prehensiles of domesticated animals.

Rescue Dog

Tuesday, 14 October, 2008

Smith hated illustrating clothing. The nuances of shadow and wrinkle — conceived in the ideal — escaped the intermediate deft of his digital command in practice. Prof. Leary, patient by nature, was secretly exasperated.

The mid-term assignment involved the rendering of black and white, stylized trousers: pop kitsch, realism. Smith finished off his sketchbook with unsatisfying drafts.

Fed up and with no recourse, he submitted a four-panel gaudy damnation of the color wheel, depicting the snout of a bullmastiff breathing and drooling on a flattened scrap of stonewash denim. Prof. Leary failed him but Smith’s linguistics professor had a good chuckle.