Category “One Sentence”

Paws

Wednesday, 20 January, 2010

Sans documentation, the vengeful designer arranged the player so that it could only be paused only by using any two or more prehensiles of domesticated animals.

Farmers

Tuesday, 8 September, 2009

Produce produce, refuse refuse.

The Shoulders of Giants

Wednesday, 2 September, 2009

He climbed onto his roof and could see his house from there.

The Best Sauce

Wednesday, 13 May, 2009

The poor man could not stop thinking of a pair of barbecue tongs, caked with burnt black chicken fat, clutching a hot dog wrapped in cheese and dipping itself into a jar of spoiled mayonnaise.

The Digital Man

Tuesday, 17 March, 2009

The newborn already had his cybernetic implants.

Cannibalism?

Monday, 15 December, 2008

The eggs cooked themselves.

Buyer’s Remorse

Friday, 28 November, 2008

Christina, looking inside the unopened package of assorted hairbrushes, saw that the bristles held locks of hair in every conceivable color.